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300 Evacuated in Ritz Hotel Drama
The Ritz Hotel was Evacuated today Around 300 guests and staff were forced to evacuate London's exclusive Ritz hotel this afternoon, after an outbreak of working class ripped through the seven-story building, causing hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage...  >>>
 
Shadow Chancellor Osborne Denies Brown Autism Slur
George Osbourne denies autism slur Shadow chancellor, George Osborne, has once again refuted claims that he jokingly suggested Gordon Brown may be "faintly autistic".  The alleged comment at this year's Tory Party conference angered and outraged Autism charities, with the National Autistic Society branding... >>>
 
Suspicion Over Alleged Bin Laden Video
Bin Laden A video in which Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden refutes claims that he has died of typhoid fever has been broadcast on Arab news network Al Jazeera, arousing suspicion from US and British intelligence experts.  The video features a visibly malnourished Bin Laden insisting... >>>
 
Ancient Tomb Art Depicts Chuckle Brothers
The Chuckle Brothers Egyptologists have begun studying some startling hieroglyphics which have been discovered in a previously concealed chamber in the Pyramid of the Pharaoh Djoser, 30 kilometres south of Giza in Egypt.  Despite the chamber having been undisturbed since the 27th Century... >>>
 
Prime Minister Blair Proposes Self Regeneration
Prime Minister Tony Blair Concerns continue to grow for the mental wellbeing of Labour leader, Tony Blair, following his announcement that he plans to "regenerate" rather than step down from his position as Prime Minister as originally stated last week.  Although physical regeneration - the morphing from one decaying... >>>
 
Microsoft Confirms Upgrade for Founder Gates
ImageSources at Microsoft have confirmed today that a new and improved version of the company's founder, Bill Gates, is to be released by the end of August 2006.  Gates v2.0 is said to have been in development for over four years, and Microsoft are promising a "bolder and more dynamic"... >>>
 
Teachers and Parents Back Swear Row Nurse
Image Teachers and parents of pupils at Bucksburn Primary School near Aberdeen are calling for shamed school nurse, Mary Clark to be reinstated, following her suspension last week for allegedly swearing at a child.  Mrs Clark had served as school nurse at Bucksburn for twenty seven... >>>
 
Ministers Express Concern for Prime Minister Blair
Image Concerns are growing for the mental wellbeing of Prime Minister Tony Blair, following his appointment of deceased children's entertainer, Rod Hull, to the post of Secretary for the Environment, Food, and Rural Affairs.  The announcement of Mr Hull's appointment to the position came... >>>
 
Hollywood Stars Bid Fond Farewell to DeVito
Danny DeVito Some of Hollywood's best known stars came out to attend an extravagant yet poignant ceremony last night, to bid farewell to much loved comedy actor, Danny DeVito (62).  DeVito, who in 2004 was diagnosed with an entirely unique medical condition subsequently dubbed "DeVito... >>>
 
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