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 Trial by fire: Daniels burns The world of light entertainment was mourning the loss of one of its biggest stars today, after news reached the UK that popular TV magician, Paul Daniels, has been burned at the stake while on a tour of Eastern Europe.Daniels (68), had taken his popular magic show to countries such as Estonia, Croatia and the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia in an attempt to recoup some of the costs of wife Debbie McGee's ill-advised dance project, Ballet Imaginaire, which almost bankrupted the star in 2000. It is reported that during a demonstration of some of his most popular illusions in the Latvian town of Valmiera, Daniels was jeered and booed by several members of the small crowd which had gathered to watch his performance. Although the former Every Second Counts presenter did his best to ignore the taunts, when some local men took to throwing rocks at the stage, Daniels - whose "not a lot" catchphrase was a household saying during the 1980's - had little choice but to appeal via a local translator for calm. Despite his plea, the abuse continued, until a visibly distressed Daniels made a joke about turning the hecklers into frogs. Before the translator had even finished relaying the gag, several members of the crowd surged forward, chanting "Burve! Burve!" and clawing at the diminutive magician. When a terrified Daniels asked his Latvian translator what the crowd was saying, she replied: "Witch! Witch!"
FEROCITY
Daniels is said to have been pulled from the stage by angry mob members, before being kicked and beaten with such ferocity that it is believed the star - who was named "Magician of the Year" by the Hollywood Academy of Magical Arts in 1983 - sustained multiple fractures and lost an eye.
It is thought when Daniels regained consciousness he found himself tied firmly to a stake outside Valmiera's St Simon's Church, with a sea of around two thousand unfriendly faces surrounding him, demanding his death.
"We can only imagine what poor Paul was thinking at that point," said fellow TV magician and comedian, The Great Suprendo, on hearing the news. "Branded a witch, tied to a stake, surrounded by thousands of angry Latvians, and missing an eye. Even the critical mauling he received after appearing in [Channel 5 reality show] The Farm kind of pales into comparison."
Suprendo - real name Geoffrey Durham - added: "If only they'd left him his wand, then he'd have shown them. Then he'd have shown them good."
Eyewitnesses describe "a great cheer" going up as the first torches were put to Wizbit creator, Paul, who is said to have spoken in tongues and "thrashed around like the devil," before breaking out in terrified, hysterical laughter until the flames finally overcame him. It is believed Daniels' charred remains will now be left on permanant display in the town as a warning to others of the consquences of dabbling in the occult.
Debbie McGee - Daniels' former assistant and wife of eighteen years - was being comforted by friends at the couple's home this morning and was unavailable for comment on her husband's death.
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